Firefighters Saved A Bunch Of Piglets From A Fire, So Their Owner Turned Them Into Sausage And Gave Them To The Firefighters As A Thank You

BBC- A litter of piglets whose bacon was saved from a barn fire has been served up as dinner to the firefighters who rescued them. The 18 piglets and two sows survived the fire in Wiltshire in February, which saw 60 tonnes of hay catch fire. In a controversial move, farm manager Rachel Rivers thanked the Pewsey fire team by giving them sausages. She said: “I’m sure vegetarians will hate this.” The firefighters however said the bangers were “fantastic”.

Yo Rachel Rivers is coooooooold bloodeddddddddd. The baddest bitch in the farming game. One minute you are a happy farm animal thinking you avoided death, the next you have Rachel Rivers going all RACHELLLLLLL RIVERRRRRRRRRS through your neck.

I love how No Heart Rachel said vegetarians may have a problem with this. Actually Rache, I’m pretty sure anyone that has ever had a pet or saw a video of a teacup pig once

reacted like this:

Now I am not saying you should grant the 18 pigs that were saved some sort of Babe-like pass on the executioner’s block. But turning their asses into sausage and feeding them to their saviors is some Scott Tenorman shit. And I don’t blame the firefighters one bit. Who is going to say no to fresh food from a farm? Especially in England. The food sucks over there. They would probably eat their own child on a sandwich with egg and cheese. But would it have been too much for Rachel to chop up some steaks and chicken for those firefighters instead? A man’s got to have a code. Even my fat ass would opt for some Honey Nut Cheerios if the only other choice was bacon from the pigs I saved from a burning building and I love bacon more than some family members.

And you knew a story like this would involve PETA sooner or later.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta) said the piglets were “no better off” for escaping the fire. “We’ll be sending Dorset and Wiltshire Fire and Rescue Service packs of vegan sausages so that they can see how easy it is to truly be heroes for pigs – by sparing them all suffering,” said spokesman Mimi Bekhechi.

Remember when I said that English food sucks? Well that shit probably tastes like filet mignon compared to some bullshit free vegan sausages from some hippies. I’ve come to know more than a few firefighters in my life and every single one of them would have thrown those vegan sausages in the garbage before the PETA loser that dropped them off got into her car. The lesson as always is fuck PETA.

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